Haruka
Perverts (Kantarou) | Youko (Kantarou) | Bad taste (Raikou) | 

Bumblebee
Don't kill me! (Sideburn) | Presents (Optimus, Anon) | Izzat Decepticon (Ratchet, Anon) | Kids don't look (Prowl, Ironhide, Sam Witwicky, Ratchet, Jazz) | He got better (Anon) | Starfish (Jazz) |

I WILL PERSONALLY KICK YOU IF YOU READ THIS WITHOUT WATCHING MY SHOW FIRST.

Okay, with that done, my thoughts! ♥

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I just wrote an essay on a giant robot!!!

Goddamnit HASBRO

It's official that Transformers Animated has been cancelled. WHO CANCELS a SHOW A MONTH BEFORE THE MOVIES COMES OUT  I ask you.

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( lulz )

From danger to safe!
Dean -> Shawn -> Virgil ----> Oz ---------> Everyone else.

Comment here with your characters' names and find out what my characters fantasize about you, if they do. Please add pairings guys, I'm not matchmaking all of mine to yours. I'm not crazy.

Aerrow | Shawn | Oz | Haruka | Virgil | Dean | Casshern | Yui | Sun-woo | Bumblebee

Oh right, and a drop meme is pending since I'm pretty sure a few characters are getting the cut.

OKAY GUYS.

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL STAN BUSH'S "THE TOUCH"

NOW.

LISTEN TO THIS.

I'm going to cry forever in my heart. Or die laughing. Or just STARE AT THIS TRAVESTY.

Name: Bumblebee (named by Sentinel Prime)
Age: Camper-aged
Height: He's like.... the height of two and a half average humans combined? Like. Nanosec was half his size. THE POINT IS HE'S A TINY GIANT ROBOT.
Weight: How much does a convertible weigh.
Medical Info: .... Robot.
Eyes: Autobot Blue!
Hair: What hair.
Physical traits: DID I MENTION HE WAS A ROBOT?
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Oh, say anything. All the better to ruffle him with.
Abilities: Bumblebee can transform into a car! SHOCKING. Also has some stingers which is his normal form of attack! ALSO SHOCKING. Is very, very fast too (though not as fast as Blurr, damnit)
Notes for the Psychics:... Robot.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Ask first, but I'm cool.
Maim/Murder/Death:  HAHAHAHAHA ask but again, I'm cool.
Cooking: You're joking right.

Character: Bumblebee
Series: Transformers: Animated
Character Age: Camper-aged bot
Canon: "Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!!!" Thank you theme song for summing it up nicely. In a nutshell, a group of fail repairbots Autobots led by their intrepid leader Optimus Prime stay on Earth to regain the All Spark, defeat the Decepticons, fight crime and occasionally clean up your trash and help old ladies walk down the street. Because they're the good guys.

But let's bring our focus to the REAL star; Bumblebee! He's clearly the main event, people. Cocky, brash and bold, Bumblebee goes in with all his turbo boosters and none of his circuit boards, frustrating his teammates. Often seeming insensitive and egoistic from time to time, Bumblebee is not always top-notch with his people's skills, but he does care. He may look confident under all that bravado, but he's easily scared and flails when something gets the jump on him. And the world tends to do that a lot. But no matter, Bumblebee can take on any obstacle! After all, he's second to none.

Sample Post:

Ladies, Gentlemen and protoforms! Your star has arrived with a stunning entrance and look! I didn't even get swamp-gunk on my nice new paint job. How's that for cool~?

What?! What do you mean this isn't the Star-spangled camp looking out for upcoming attractions? I want a refund and I demand to see a lawyer! I don't care if he's got an eye ball missing, I want one now! Lawyers are the organics who object a lot right? Because I object! This is no way to treat the new guy in town.... swamp. Anyway, I'm here so I might as well check out whatever camp you do have around here. Which is probably isn't as cool as "Star Spangled Camp Idol" but let me see what you've got.

"Camp Fuck You Die"? Dude that is so lame. I mean, 'fuck' isn't even a real word is it? What kind of camp doesn't have a super cool name to go with it? This place may not be as awesome as idol camp but with a little work from the Bumblebee, it'll be the best hangout joint ever! And considering that I don't have anywhere else to go, you might as well take me to your leader and get this party started. You guys DO have a leader right? Y'know, someone managing the camp? Awesome, I knew there had to be someone responsible around here and it couldn't have been these organics, since you all seem to be missing more than just your central processors. Why do I need to see your leader? Isn't it obvious? I find your leader Marcy and she can make me the honorary hero for this camp of yours! Just you wait, I'm gonna be the number one bot 'round these parts! Protecting the innocent, punishing the guilty, watching the watchmen, I can do allllllll of that, no problem! Campers, you have nothing to fear! So, are we going or what? Geez, you guys are way too slow and I'm not saying that because I'm speed on wheels.

So, this is your leader Marcy, huh? Hi Marcy, it's really nice to meet you. Let me cut you into a sweet deal. This place looks pretty rough around the edges right? I bet you get alllll kinds of trouble happening here. Tell you what, why don't you enlist me as your personal helper? Experience? Sure I've got tons of experience. Every one looks up to me. It's like they can't do anything without me being there. In fact... just my stunning arrival will shock this place into awesomeness. My spark's got the right kind of shine. And, let's be honest... do I dazzle you? I bet you, if any of my teammates were here, that's exactly what they'd say. So, what do you say? Want to shake on it?

--Wait, wait, what's with that tentacle? Hey, I'm sensitive over there! Put me down, I'm not that kind of bot!

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